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Clinic Cat

Meet the clinic’s most chaotic resident. Nudacris, though he’ll answer to “Nudie” if snacks are involved, is the clinic’s resident Sphynx and self-appointed Chief of Mismanagement. If you’re seeking a warm lap or a polite greeting, keep looking. If you’re searching for a hairless menace with an impressive rap sheet, you’ve found him.

Nudie doesn’t just live at Five Rivers. He thrives on the edge of the law. His daily operations typically include grand theft of lunch containers and snacks, professional instigating and picking fights with the staff before acting as the victim, and being a spa enthusiast who screams for baths, only to emerge looking like a very clean, very soggy raisin. He is the reason the staff break room refrigerator must remain locked and all cabinets require childproof locks. Nudie is bold, perpetually cold, and entirely out of control. Whether you’re eating lunch or storing leftovers, one thing remains certain: Nudie is the primary suspect.